up until now, my life has been like the first half of a really tame palahniuk novel.
but what i really want is for it to be like a nicholas sparks novel. is that too much to ask, oh great Writer?
But Rucks, don’t you know that at the end of almost every Nicholas Sparks novel, at least the ones I know and the ones that are made into movies, someone dies? I mean, they have awesome, powerful love stories, but is that even worth it if it just ends in heartbreak? I don’t want you to die. So, you can wish for the middle part of a Nicholas Sparks novel, not the whole thing. K?
